“He’ll fight for daddy’s love!”
Donald Trump Jr. may not be “A Real American Hero,” but he’s getting his own action figure anyway. On Tuesday, Jimmy Kimmel unveiled DJTJ as “G.I. Schmo.”
Here’s the opening bars from the rousing theme song: “Donald Trump Jr./He’s so peculiar/He’ll fight for daddy’s love!”
Unfortunately, G.I. Schmo doesn’t run, fight or work. That checks out.
From Hasbro (not really), “G.I. Schmo” accessories include “a vanilla latte with a plastic straw,” as well as “a spray-on beard, a pile of daddy’s money, and a helicopter to shoot elephants from.”
And oh yeah, the doll (don’t start, it’s definitely a doll) is made in China.
Watch the video above. The “G.I. Schmo” stuff starts around the six-and-a-half-minute mark.
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