When to Pee During Avengers Endgame: 4 Best Moments to Use the Bathroom

The latest installment of the MCU is three hours and one minute long, which means you might be wondering when to pee during Avengers: Endgame. The average person pees six to eight times a day; some do it 10 times a day. Do the math and chances are you might need to pee (or poo) during this cinematic event you paid $15.50 to get into.

Note: We’ve kept this story pretty much spoiler free with only the most minor scene details, but proceed at your own risk if you want to know absolutely nothing about Avengers: Endgame! Be sure to catch up on our Avengers: Endgame review, our ending explained, how it may set up this classic Marvel villain for Phase 4, all the Easter eggs we caught, our biggest question about Black Widow, what’s next for the Endgame cast, and our breakdown of the film’s rules of time travel.

So here’s a tip: Empty out your system before the movie. If you don’t get the chance to do it in the comfort of your own home, you’ll likely have about 15 minutes of previews before the movie starts to build a log cabin at the theater.

Chances are if you’re reading this, that tip is a no-brainer. But sometimes nature calls, and your voicemail box is full. If you really REALLY need to make your bladder gladder, here are the best times to go make an offering to the porcelain throne.

About 55 minutes in

Setting: Japan

We see what Hawkeye/Ronin has been up to, but we already knew he was going to be joining up with the gang at some point, so you’re not missing much here other than a rainy fight scene.

About 1 hour and 3 minutes in

Setting: Avengers HQ

If you’re sick and tired of hearing about what the Infinity Stones are, go ahead and make a WikiLeak. This scene is mostly comedic and isn’t really telling you anything you don’t already know.

About 1 hour and 10 minutes in

Setting: [Spoiler]

Thor and Rocket go somewhere together but there’s a couple minutes of inconsequential banter, so this is a good time to make a quick stop at the urination station.

About 1 hour and 40 minutes in

Setting: New Jersey

A car will drive by and cut to a new scene. This is your cue to drop the kids off at the pool.

Still need to go after this? Sorry bud… you’re in the endgame now.

For more on Avengers: Endgame, check out IGN’s review, plus find out if there’s a post-credits scene after Endgame.

Josh Du is IGN’s resident excrement expert. Follow him on Twitter for more nuggets of gold at @dujosh.

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